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[gongzhuyueshen]

And you'd deserve it. jumping to conclusions like that when I was just trying to have a conversation, really. Is that all you're thinking about?

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[inkfire]

What else am I supposed to think about when a hot woman tells me she broke her bed?

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[inkfire]

A beautiful woman, I mean.


[ he really is just trying to cover his ass, he doesn't need to start a fight with hua cheng ]

[gongzhuyueshen]

[That might be his smartest move of the night.]

There's a lot of reasons why furniture could break? Why is your first thought sex? Would you have said the same if I told you my coffee table broke?

[inkfire]

No. But I don't associate coffee tables with sex.

[gongzhuyueshen]

.......... I thought you had more imagination than that. Never mind.

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[inkfire]

I do! Swear. But what am I supposed to think when a hot beautiful woman tells me her bed is broken? Especially when I know what her girlfriend is like?

Did you break the bed wrestling? That's what Xue Meng and I did.

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[inkfire]

You can't tell Uncle Xue that. Or Auntie Wang. Or even Xue Meng. We promised each other we'd never tell.

[gongzhuyueshen]

....... you promised you wouldn't tell and then you told me.

Also, why were you and Xue-xiong 'wrestling' on a bed?

[inkfire]

It happened when we were kids and were fighting. I don't remember what we were arguing about. It turned into a fight, we wrestled and broke the bed, we promised each other not to tell Auntie Wang what happened.

Now we just shove each other around if we argue, it rarely devolves into wrestling matches.

[gongzhuyueshen]

If it's from so long ago, what does it matter if people know?

[inkfire]

I guess it doesn't matter anymore. Auntie probably won't yell at us.

[gongzhuyueshen]

See? You're worrying about nothing. As usual.

[inkfire]

Xie-jie is right, as usual.

[gongzhuyueshen]

clearly, you should listen to me more often.

[inkfire]

That gets boring.

[gongzhuyueshen]

.....did you just call me boring?

Well, I guess I am a little boring.